Clinton Baptiste Goes Stratospheric - PLAYHOUSE Whitely Bay

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Clinton Baptiste Goes Stratospheric


  • Date: Thursday 23rd September 2021
  • Time: 7.30pm

Clinton Baptiste is the hapless, unsubtle psychic from Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights

Following his sell out tour of 2019-20 “The Paranormalist Returns”, Clinton has taken a whirlwind tour of the US.

Hear his tales of rubbing shoulders with the hippy dippy new-agers from La La Land and how he hits the big time in Vegas with his lavish psychic show.

For a while things couldn’t be better.  A new lease of life, new teeth, new hair and a buttock lift. (Both of them.)   

But a humbly spiritual man at heart, Clinton realises that sometimes all that glitters ain’t gold and now returns to you, his beloved British audience to once again conjure up those pure selfless gifts he was born with.


For tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Clinton will all cast fame and fortune aside……and heal the world!


“From the moment Lowe dances onto the stage the audience absolutely loves his show.”



“Unashamedly crowdpleasing”



“Old-fashioned comedy at its best.”

British Theatre Guide


“I would highly recommend grabbing a ticket. Seats are selling fast and you certainly won’t be disappointed with this great evening of comedy.”

British Theatre Guide


“Nothing short of genius.”

On Yorkshire Magazine

  • Date: Thursday 23rd September 2021
  • Time: 7.30pm
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  • Doors to bars 18:30

    Doors to seats 18:30

    Show start 19:30

    Interval 20:30

    Second half 20:50

    Show end 22:00

  • No smoking